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Queen Elizabeth is mah nigga.

Queen Elizabeth is mah nigga.

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When I eat in front of other girls
  • Other Girl:Eww...do you know how many calories are in that?
  • Me:Do you know how many fucks I give?
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molestings: pretty much me

molestings:

pretty much me

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weareallstarstuff: Home of a Million Worlds by ~nisht

weareallstarstuff:

Home of a Million Worlds by ~nisht

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23triangles: ok rob

23triangles:

ok rob

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  • girl:i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend:i know
  • girl:i love you
  • boyfriend:i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl:where is my boyfriend
  • dad:who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl:what
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unpossibly: (via imgTumble)

unpossibly:

(via imgTumble)

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